Thursday, April 22, 2010

Update: 04/22/10: I Get A New Hole In Me, Bob Goes On Vacation!

Bob The Van Eating Dog is enjoying an active yet relaxing week at the Jersey Shore! He has been given a new harness as opposed to the old chain choke collar and has been quite nicely coiffed, it would appear! He gets extra daily walks in new environs, gets to spend time with his old kitty kat pal and former co-owner-ette, is just overall pampered and tended to.

Truth be told, he really deserves this. His life was suddenly and forever changed August 4th, 2009 from day into night!

But hey, I wanna blog about moi.

Ok...drain is in. Stuff is coming out. Waiting for cultures on what precisely the infection was. Currently on a clear fluid diet, hoping for the next level soon. (I did sneak a cup-O-coffee today)
Broke a pretty good fever last night. Since they only want fluids in me, the Tylenol was a suppository, so in it went.

But this morning I feel so cheap and used....she didn't even call me as she said she would.

Today is going ok. Hoping that hope springs eternal and from my bowels as well.

Had a hard time putting my sneakers on today, and the awful thought struck me...

Is all of this because I was snarky at the folks using the "Shoedini"?

Until next time...


  1. Glad to see Bob has a vacation-spot to relax at...I'm sure he's enjoying the change for a bit!

    Hopefully the drain works wonders and you'll be good to go!! As for the shoes....atleast they're velcro!!!

  2. velcro. Gotta tie these puppies. The velcs are still in The Conversion Van Of Wonders.

  3. I'm glad to see you still have your sense of humor. Bob's looks very relaxed. Be well. The boys say hi.

  4. Get some flip flops. No tying, no velcro and no pain in the tuchus.

    Get well, man.